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It is a small reminder to quit fussing and stay by the fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_85ad5e42-c6de-43c0-b96d-4e76aaf95e58.png?v=1789392154\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough for the long evening:\u003c\/b\u003e It is made from a 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend that is warm and soft. A sweatshirt about spending less time complaining should handle a cool evening by the fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA fit that keeps things simple:\u003c\/b\u003e The classic fit crew neck keeps the shape straightforward and familiar. No fuss there, which seems appropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt to take the camp along:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, double-needle stitching, and ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband. 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