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It is a quiet count of who still makes the cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_7b14e856-4e3f-46cd-86f0-4e42c669e8a0.png?v=1789431179\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft warmth for a cold opinion:\u003c\/b\u003e The sweatshirt is a 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend, warm and soft. A little comfort helps when your patience has been getting selective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA classic fit for clear thoughts:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. Nothing fussy gets in the way of a very specific opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt to hold the tally:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, double-needle stitching, and ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband. 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