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It is not a complaint about being asked to help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_e61b4bac-a1a9-4a33-a09c-12ee00de7393.png?v=1790250584\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough to take your time:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A joke about putting things off belongs on something you will keep reaching for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for your own schedule:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room to move. Or to stay put until you finish the paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA delay that holds together:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. “Much later” should still be funny after plenty of washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNothing nagging at your neck:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching. One less thing asking for your attention right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe clock starts close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed and shipped from the USA. The stopwatch may be in no hurry, but you know where the shirt starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who says much later:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandpas and grandmas, for birthdays and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is permission to answer on their own time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe potato waits. 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