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It's not a complaint or a lecture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_b31d42a0-49eb-49f0-b0fc-77c6505869c4.png?v=1794548275\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSome warmth stays where it belongs:\u003c\/b\u003e The fleece is a warm, soft 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend. The hair may have gone, but the warmth hasn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA fit that knows its place:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. A joke about getting older doesn't need a new cut to make its point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe seams hold their end:\u003c\/b\u003e There are no side seams, and the sweatshirt has double-needle stitching with a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. That is more than can be said for a hairline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing hanging around:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tear-away. 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