{"product_id":"angels-share-jacket","title":"\"Angel's Share. That's Where My Hair Went\" Vintage Denim Jacket","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery Sunday, the family squeezed around the table while the roast rested on the counter. Someone passed the gravy before anyone asked. Granddad set his cap beside the salt shaker, showing a little more scalp than he used to. When the teasing started, he took another potato and let them talk. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “Angel's Share” gives a good name to something that went missing. In a barrel, some of the drink disappears as it ages. Hair can do the same, though nobody gets a drink out of that. The wooden barrels and rising smoke give the joke its setting. Anyone whose hairline has moved back reads it and nods. It is not a complaint about getting older.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_concept_2_b788d43f-4d7c-4b86-ad63-250faa0fccea.png?v=1794548307\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSome give, without giving up:\u003c\/b\u003e The medium-wash cotton-blend denim has a touch of stretch. It has a little give, even if the joke doesn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for the years you've earned:\u003c\/b\u003e The jacket has a relaxed fit with a classic lapel collar. You can wear the joke without feeling boxed in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlaces to keep what remains:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a metal button front, button cuffs, two chest pockets and two front slant pockets. Your keys, at least, have somewhere to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe joke carries from behind:\u003c\/b\u003e The large design is printed on the back, not embroidered, and stays sharp and readable. The barrels get their moment before anyone turns around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe journey starts close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e The jacket is printed and shipped from the USA. The hair may have gone elsewhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who lost hair to the angels:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about where the hair went.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePass the gravy. Keep the cap off.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67997377626345,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67997377659113,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67997377691881,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67997377724649,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67997377757417,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_featured_da6bd981-dd3e-40df-8087-386a52423467.png?v=1794548308","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/angels-share-jacket","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}