{"product_id":"angels-share-cap","title":"\"Angel's Share. That's Where My Hair Went\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eOn summer Sundays, the driveway got a bucket of suds and a car that needed washing. Someone dragged the hose across the concrete while someone else took care of the windows. By lunch, the wet patches were gone, though nobody had seen them leave. Years later, the same trick happened to your hair. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “angel’s share” is what disappears from a barrel as it ages. “That’s Where My Hair Went” gives the same explanation for a retreating hairline. Anyone who has noticed a little more forehead will nod. The wooden barrels and rising vapor make the joke easy to get. It is not a complaint about getting older.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_ed6261b8-9d1e-47fe-8d89-f3ca534276ac.png?v=1794550420\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWorn in like an old story:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium washed denim fabric gives this cap a soft, broken-in vintage feel. It suits a joke about the years without pretending they never happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLight enough to let things go:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is lightweight and breathable. Handy on a driveway afternoon when the sun and your hairline have both made their point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for the years ahead:\u003c\/b\u003e The adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. Hair may wander off, but the fit is yours to adjust.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe joke reads in one look:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, and is sharp and readable. Even the angel’s share deserves a clear explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe joke starts close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is printed and shipped from the USA. The vapor on the design can drift as far as it likes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_24b526d6-22ec-4af4-8138-c07fd4b81ea3.png?v=1794550552\" alt=\"Matching set: Angel's Share. That's Where My Hair Went vintage washed cap and Angel's Share. That's Where My Hair Went vintag\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who blames angels for their hair:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and retirees, for birthdays or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a good excuse for a missing hairline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe wet patches vanished. So did the hair.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":67997360652521,"sku":"0820287383","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":67997360685289,"sku":"0355227017","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":67997360718057,"sku":"8378975162","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_black_mockup_85dc7a8c-467a-4b3b-bb7f-d0a8fa718876.png?v=1794550424","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/angels-share-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}