{"product_id":"all-original-parts-so-far-t-shirt","title":"\"All Original Parts So Far\" Vintage T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe wind-up alarm clock on the bedroom dresser ticked loud enough to hear through the blankets. At six, its bell rattled until you reached over and shut it off. The paint rubbed off the knob, but the clock kept its appointment. You did too, most mornings. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “so far” leaves room for whatever comes next. “All original parts” sounds like a proud report from the repair shop, only this time it’s about the person wearing it. The mechanical number counter gives each passing year another click. Retirees and grandparents who have heard a knee crack on the stairs will nod. It’s not a lecture about aging or a complaint about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_6bcfa58d-cfed-4eda-bc9f-1890c3bf4560.png?v=1793444597\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStill ticking in solid cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A shirt making a claim about holding up ought to hold up itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for the years ahead:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a relaxed classic fit. No need to squeeze into a shirt to prove anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches that keep their count:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. That suits a line about keeping everything together so far.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo scratch behind the claim:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tag-free, with no itching. Your knees may have opinions, but your collar doesn’t need one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnother click, made here:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s printed and shipped from the USA. The number counter makes its little joke right here at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_98e652a5-2cf2-4cf1-b0a3-574364d199f0.png?v=1793444715\" alt=\"Matching set: All Original Parts So Far vintage washed cap and All Original Parts So Far vintage t-shirt\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who counts another click:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads and moms, grandpas and grandmas, for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day and Mother’s Day, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about the years still adding up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe bell rang. 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