{"product_id":"age-number-cap","title":"\"Age Is A Number. Mine Has Mileage\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn 1981, the garage fan quit on a hot afternoon. Mom took the back off and replaced its worn switch. She kept the screws in an empty jam jar while she worked. By supper, the fan was running again, with the same small rattle. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “mileage” counts the years you have put to use, not just the birthdays you have collected. The mechanical number counter gives that word something you can see. Anyone who has fixed an old thing instead of throwing it out will read it and nod. It is not a lecture about staying young. It is not a complaint about getting old, either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_d266ba16-3644-4f0f-b501-ab0778d7ca4d.png?v=1790252674\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWorn in like a working tool:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium washed denim fabric has a soft, broken-in vintage feel. A line about mileage belongs on something that does not look fresh out of the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLight enough for the long haul:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is lightweight and breathable. Your head has enough to deal with on a hot day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA little room for more miles:\u003c\/b\u003e The adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. Set it where it suits you and get on with the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe numbers read at a glance:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, and is sharp and readable. Nobody needs to squint to get the mileage joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe trip starts close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is printed and shipped from the USA. That is where this little mileage joke starts its travels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_ec43effc-ae4c-43cd-9163-67095217a818.png?v=1790253000\" alt=\"Matching set: Age Is A Number Mine Has Mileage vintage washed cap and Age Is A Number Mine Has Mileage vintage t-shirt\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who keeps things running:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and retirees, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about miles earned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe fan rattles. It still runs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":51931013513449,"sku":"8224604081","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51931013480681,"sku":"3097412842","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":51931013546217,"sku":"1459144913","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_navy_mockup_7c28ba8f-3dca-43f9-99a5-42667cf8137d.png?v=1790252675","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/age-number-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}