{"product_id":"aftermarket-parts-denim-jacket","title":"\"Aftermarket Parts. Original Owner\" Vintage Denim Jacket","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur neighbor used to tap his replacement knee before climbing onto his motorcycle. He called it an aftermarket part. The bike usually started on the second try. He still took the long way home. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “Original Owner” does the heavy lifting. Parts can be replaced without changing who is in charge. Anyone who has a new knee and an old set of keys reads it and nods. The crossed pistons and racing flags give the joke a little road dust. It is not a lecture about aging or a complaint about worn-out joints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_concept_3_468c6ca5-889e-452b-8d77-d833c2e0e678.png?v=1791461906\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSome give where it counts:\u003c\/b\u003e The medium-wash cotton-blend denim has a touch of stretch. That seems fair for a line about keeping the original owner on the move.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for the long way home:\u003c\/b\u003e The jacket has a relaxed fit and a classic lapel collar. It leaves room to move without making a fuss about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe old hardware still earns its keep:\u003c\/b\u003e A metal button front and button cuffs sit alongside two chest pockets and two front slant pockets. There is a place for the keys, even if you have to check twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe joke reads from behind:\u003c\/b\u003e The large design is printed on the back, not embroidered, and stays sharp and readable. People can get the point before you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSent out from the home garage:\u003c\/b\u003e The jacket is printed and shipped from the USA. The original owner can take it from there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone running aftermarket parts:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads and moms, grandpas and grandmas, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about the parts that have changed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNew knee. Same long way home.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67634837684457,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67634837717225,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67634837749993,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67634837782761,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67634837815529,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_featured_ec935b2a-7aef-40fd-8b8d-7bf5d7871eeb.png?v=1791474130","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/aftermarket-parts-denim-jacket","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}