{"title":"Funny 'Cause It's True","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"it-s-weird-being-the-same-age-as-old-people-boomer-pop-comic-chill-cap","title":"The \"Forever Young\" Cap - It's Weird Being The Same Age As Old People","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eInside, I am still twenty-five. The mirror is lying.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eYou listen to cool music. You wear jeans. You still have great ideas. So why does your birth certificate say you are a senior citizen? This cap captures that hilarious disconnect we all feel. It is for the moment you look around at people your own age and think, \"Wow, when did they get so old?\" spoiler alert: You are one of them, but at least you have a better sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1815\" data-start=\"1569\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image11_dc9a4dc0-f2b0-4d4c-932c-6486674239c3.png?v=1748960059\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; Shipped from USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Fast delivery because time flies when you are having fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBoomer Pop Comic Design:\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, retro-comic style graphic that keeps the vibe lighthearted and youthful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Washed Denim:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft, vintage fabric that feels comfortable and broken-in immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLightweight \u0026amp; Breathable:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for active seniors (or those who just want to look active).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdjustable Metal Buckle:\u003c\/b\u003e Fits head sizes 22.8\" to 24\" securely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e This is the perfect gift for the high school reunion, the birthday that ends in a zero, or for the dad who refuses to act his age. It is a funny, relatable way to embrace the years without losing your cool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYoung at heart. Old everywhere else.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":48460437455081,"sku":"4995991947","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":48460437422313,"sku":"4850987696","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":48460437389545,"sku":"9749865983","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image_2_4698b78e-a076-4651-97be-ee5f3a3c5269.png?v=1748959831"},{"product_id":"old-bold-and-under-wife-supervision-garage-grumble-plate-classic-cap","title":"“Old, Bold, and Under Wife Supervision” Garage Grumble Plate Classic Cap","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eI am the King of the Castle. (Whatever you say, honey).\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eYou have lived a long life. You have taken risks. You are a rugged, fearless individual. But let’s be honest: You still check with \"The Boss\" before buying a new power tool. This cap features a rusty \"Garage Plate\" design that perfectly captures the dynamic of a long, happy marriage. It tells the world that while you are old and bold, you are also smart enough to know who is really in charge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1559\" data-start=\"1546\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image11_041f7a5a-eea4-4bcf-ac5f-01c177bb2cc0.png?v=1748960864\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; Shipped from USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Tough construction that survives garage work and yard duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVintage Grumble Plate Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Looks like an old metal sign screwed onto the cap—rugged and masculine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Washed Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft, comfortable fabric that feels broken-in immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Protection:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for hiding your eyes when she catches you napping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAdjustable Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Metal buckle ensures a comfortable fit, even if your ego is slightly bruised.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e This is the hilarious gift \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"45\"\u003efrom a wife to her husband\u003c\/b\u003e (a gentle reminder of the hierarchy), or for the dad who knows that a happy wife means a happy life. It is the uniform of the happily domesticated wild man.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOld. Bold. And totally obedient.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":48460462948585,"sku":"4393505318","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":48460462883049,"sku":"1844274462","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":48460462915817,"sku":"5372395201","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image_3_ff67176e-8602-4b5d-9669-55e70df3975f.png?v=1748960854"},{"product_id":"i-see-no-good-reason-to-act-my-age-boomer-pop-comic-classic-cap","title":"“I See No Good Reason to Act My Age” Boomer Pop Comic Classic Cap","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaturity is overrated.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eRemember Saturday morning cartoons and comic books? That energy never left you. This cap features a vibrant \"Boomer Pop Comic\" design that shouts your philosophy to the world: Getting older is mandatory, but growing up is completely optional. It is loud, it is fun, and it refuses to be boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1776\" data-start=\"1505\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image_1_6afc2dc2-c1a0-4ade-935d-a19b1fb37dfb.png?v=1749198075\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; Shipped from USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Vivid colors and bold lines that pop right off the fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Washed Denim:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Cotton base that provides a comfortable, relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEye-Catching Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Comic-book style typography that grabs attention and starts conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCool Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Breathable eyelets keep your head cool while you bring the heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAdjustable Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Metal buckle slider for a custom fit on any head size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e This is the ultimate gift for the \"life of the party\" grandpa, the prankster dad, or the friend turning 50, 60, or 70 who still acts like a teenager. As one customer said: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"190\"\u003e\"A perfect birthday present! She was delighted and regularly wears her new cap.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStay young. Stay loud. Wear it proud.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":48469831876841,"sku":"2319975280","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":48469831811305,"sku":"1383641639","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":48469831844073,"sku":"2085306772","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image_5_e7c49964-7b94-4b28-b167-5d65fb0344a6.png?v=1749198163"},{"product_id":"old-wise-a-little-bit-dangerous-rusted-label-grit-cap","title":"“Old, Wise \u0026 A Little Bit Dangerous” Rusted Label Grit Cap","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGray hair just means I know where the bodies are buried.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eYouth pushes the gas pedal; age knows the shortcuts. This cap is a friendly warning to anyone who mistakes your age for weakness. Featuring a gritty \"Rusted Label\" design, it declares that you have survived enough decades to be wise, but you still have enough fire left to be a little bit dangerous. You don't have to run fast anymore—you just have to outsmart them. And you will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1776\" data-start=\"1462\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1460\" data-start=\"1350\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image_1_9c20a77a-191e-4fc4-b192-f80ac8350388.png?v=1749199917\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; Shipped from USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Rugged printing that looks like a warning label on vintage machinery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVintage Washed Denim:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium denim fabric with a distressed texture that feels tough yet comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeathered Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e The rusted design adds character, proving that some things just get cooler with time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCool Headed:\u003c\/b\u003e Breathable eyelets allow heat to escape (so you don't explode).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSecure Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Adjustable metal buckle ensures the hat stays on during your \"dangerous\" activities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e This is the perfect gift for the dad who knows everything, the grandpa with a mischievous streak, or the retired veteran who is still the toughest guy in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDon't poke the bear. Even an old bear has claws.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":48469843902697,"sku":"7374926387","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":48469843935465,"sku":"2674639528","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":48469843968233,"sku":"9319490610","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image_3_d510c6f1-495d-4078-817c-72811277ff00.png?v=1749200035"},{"product_id":"i-finally-understand-what-old-really-means-me-doodle-note-classic-cap","title":"“I Finally Understand What OLD Really Means – ME” Doodle Note Classic Cap","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eIt’s not a concept anymore. It’s a lifestyle.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFor years,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e you wondered what it felt like to be \"old.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\" Who are these people who nap at 2 PM?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Why do they groan when they stand up?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Then one day,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e you looked in the mirror and realized:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e The mystery is solved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It's you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This cap features a hilarious \"Doodle Note\" design that captures that precise moment of acceptance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It’s a funny,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e honest admission that you have finally become the person you used to joke about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1444\" data-end=\"1676\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/COA4CA_1.png?v=1768811827\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; Shipped from USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Casual, handwritten-style graphics that look like a personal reminder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVintage Washed Denim:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium denim fabric with a soft, relaxed texture that fits your new \"old\" lifestyle perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSelf-Deprecating Humor:\u003c\/b\u003e A design that shows you don't take yourself (or your age) too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eComfort Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Lightweight and breathable, because getting old means prioritizing comfort above all else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAdjustable Strap:\u003c\/b\u003e Metal buckle allows for a custom fit, accommodating all that newfound wisdom inside your head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e The funniest birthday gift for the guy turning 50, 60, or 70. It’s for anyone who has recently caught themselves yelling at a cloud or complaining about the thermostat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMystery solved. It's me.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":48469861040361,"sku":"1167773873","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":48469860974825,"sku":"1724061119","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":48469861007593,"sku":"3162633251","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image_5_668fe622-1b8f-43c7-b35d-929dc6ba22a5.png?v=1749201577"},{"product_id":"talk-louder-or-just-text-me-pixel-grit-pop-cap","title":"The \"Analog Hearing Aid\" Cap - Talk Louder Edition","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"505\" data-start=\"412\"\u003eSave your breath. Read the hat.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"505\" data-start=\"412\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"505\" data-start=\"412\"\u003eBecause hearing ain't what it used to be… but sarcasm still comes through loud and clear.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE PROBLEM:\u003c\/b\u003e People mumble. Restaurants are loud. And frankly, sometimes you just don't want to listen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE SOLUTION:\u003c\/b\u003e Skip the \"Huh?\", \"What?\", and \"Say that again?\" routine. This cap gives clear instructions so you don't have to. It’s the polite(ish) way to tell the world: \u003ci\u003eIf you aren't going to speak up, just send it to my phone so I can read it with my glasses later.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003ePerfect for the man who has mastered the art of \"Selective Hearing.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE SPECS (BUILT FOR COMFORT, NOT SPEED):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; Shipped from USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Arrives before you forget you ordered it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Contrast Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Big, bold lettering that even the neighbors can read. No squinting required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/gak0o0gak0o0gak0.png?v=1764756114\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eVintage Washed Denim:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft, broken-in feel right out of the box. No stiffness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne Size Fits Most:\u003c\/b\u003e Adjustable metal buckle for a custom fit (Sizes 22.8\" - 24\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSweat-Wicking:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes an internal band to keep you cool when the conversation gets heated.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"709\" data-start=\"507\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/63de77f3-15aa-4fa4-acab-3f5bceae8b6c.png?v=1779853258\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eThe Grandpa who refuses to get a hearing aid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eThe Dad who prefers texting because phone calls differ too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates peace, quiet, and clear communication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e⚠️ Warning:\u003c\/b\u003e Wearing this hat may result in people actually leaving you alone. Enjoy the silence.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":48469904687337,"sku":"0414925572","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":48469904654569,"sku":"9352492245","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":48469904720105,"sku":"4499503528","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image_2_e34e0144-0f99-4409-a316-668d12021c1d.png?v=1765124667"},{"product_id":"my-body-is-a-monument-old-cracked-and-possibly-cursed-gothic-humor-script-cap","title":"“My Body Is a Monument. Old, Cracked, and Possibly Cursed.” Gothic Humor Script Cap","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eI don't need a haunted house. 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It turns physical complaints into a badge of honor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDo not touch the exhibits. 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