{"title":"All Apparel","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"the-legend-has-retired-western-signage-legacy-cap","title":"“The Legend Has Retired” Western Signage Legacy Cap","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Sheriff has turned in his badge.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eYou have fought the outlaws (deadlines), survived the droughts (budget cuts), and tamed the wild horses (difficult clients). Now, it is time to ride off into the sunset. Designed with a rugged Western signage aesthetic, this cap declares that the work is done, the legend is secure, and the only thing left to do is put your boots up on the porch rail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1364\" data-end=\"1526\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image_1_dee65125-c085-4cee-8998-bbb2a1c74af7.png?v=1749035340\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; Shipped from USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Quality craftsmanship worthy of a true pioneer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClassic Western Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Features vintage typography reminiscent of the Old West saloons and wanted posters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Washed Denim:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Denim fabric that looks as rugged as a pair of well-worn saddlebags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Protection:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect specifically for shading your eyes while you watch the world go by from your rocking chair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCustom Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Adjustable metal buckle ensures the hat stays on, even if things get a little wild at the bingo hall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e This is the ultimate retirement party gift for the boss, the dad who loves cowboy movies, or any man who is ready to trade his work boots for slippers without losing his dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe man. The myth. The pensioner.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":48462011498729,"sku":"7506892246","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":48462011465961,"sku":"8138789731","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":48462011531497,"sku":"2901051271","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/89_design_navy_mockup.png?v=1786680105"},{"product_id":"retired-time-to-wine-down-vineyard-script-chill-cap","title":"“Retired: Time To Wine Down” Vineyard Script Chill Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe cork is popped. The career is over.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo more meetings. No more deadlines. Just you, a corkscrew, and a glass of your favorite red (or white, we don't judge). This cap features a relaxed \"Vineyard Script\" design that sets the tone for your new life. It playfully suggests that the best way to \"wind down\" from a lifetime of work is to \"wine down\" on the porch. It is classy, chill, and pairs perfectly with a Cabernet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/9dc0119f-601e-4136-ab7b-1b68739ec2f3.png?v=1787646647\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; Shipped from USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Elegant printing that mirrors the aesthetic of a classic winery label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVintage Washed Denim:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium denim fabric with a soft, relaxed feel, like wearing your favorite weekend shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBreathable Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Keeps you cool while you tour the vineyards or just tour your backyard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eChill Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unstructured profile for maximum relaxation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdjustable Strap:\u003c\/b\u003e Metal buckle allows for a custom fit (even after a second glass).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate retirement gift for the wine enthusiast, the \"sommelier\" of the family, or anyone whose retirement plan consists mainly of grapes and relaxation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSip happens. Enjoy retirement.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":48469835219177,"sku":"2841321420","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":48469835251945,"sku":"6407287536","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":48469835186409,"sku":"2130059138","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/78_design_navy_mockup.png?v=1786679894"},{"product_id":"vintage-worn-one-of-a-kind-aged-to-perfection-stitchplate-heritage-cap","title":"“Vintage. Worn. One Of A Kind. Aged To Perfection” Stitchplate Heritage Cap","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eI’m not old. I’m a classic.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eCheap wine turns to vinegar. Fine wine turns to greatness. You, sir, are the latter. This cap isn't just a hat; it’s a label of quality. With a \"Stitchplate Heritage\" design that mimics a classic workwear patch, it declares that you are \"Vintage, Worn, and One of a Kind.\" You have survived the trends to become a true original.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1789\" data-start=\"1528\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image_1_8a54a28c-4006-44b6-9bcb-373bd09bff7b.png?v=1749200603\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; Shipped from USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Detailed printing that captures the textured look of a heritage stitched patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVintage Washed Denim:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"35\"\u003edenim fabric\u003c\/b\u003e with a soft, worn-in finish that matches your seasoned character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTimeless Design:\u003c\/b\u003e A classic look that pairs perfectly with flannel shirts, old jackets, and good stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCool \u0026amp; Breathable:\u003c\/b\u003e Denim construction with eyelets for airflow, keeping you comfortable all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCustom Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Adjustable metal buckle ensures this limited edition cap fits perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e This is the ultimate birthday gift for the milestone celebrations (50th, 60th, 70th+). It’s for the dad, husband, or grandpa who gets better with every passing year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRare. Authentic. 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It’s a lifestyle.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFor years,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e you wondered what it felt like to be \"old.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\" Who are these people who nap at 2 PM?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Why do they groan when they stand up?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Then one day,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e you looked in the mirror and realized:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e The mystery is solved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It's you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This cap features a hilarious \"Doodle Note\" design that captures that precise moment of acceptance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It’s a funny,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e honest admission that you have finally become the person you used to joke about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1444\" data-end=\"1676\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/COA4CA_1.png?v=1768811827\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; Shipped from USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Casual, handwritten-style graphics that look like a personal reminder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVintage Washed Denim:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium denim fabric with a soft, relaxed texture that fits your new \"old\" lifestyle perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSelf-Deprecating Humor:\u003c\/b\u003e A design that shows you don't take yourself (or your age) too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eComfort Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Lightweight and breathable, because getting old means prioritizing comfort above all else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAdjustable Strap:\u003c\/b\u003e Metal buckle allows for a custom fit, accommodating all that newfound wisdom inside your head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e The funniest birthday gift for the guy turning 50, 60, or 70. 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It’s the polite(ish) way to tell the world: \u003ci\u003eIf you aren't going to speak up, just send it to my phone so I can read it with my glasses later.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003ePerfect for the man who has mastered the art of \"Selective Hearing.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE SPECS (BUILT FOR COMFORT, NOT SPEED):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; Shipped from USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Arrives before you forget you ordered it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Contrast Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Big, bold lettering that even the neighbors can read. No squinting required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/gak0o0gak0o0gak0.png?v=1764756114\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eVintage Washed Denim:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft, broken-in feel right out of the box. No stiffness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne Size Fits Most:\u003c\/b\u003e Adjustable metal buckle for a custom fit (Sizes 22.8\" - 24\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSweat-Wicking:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes an internal band to keep you cool when the conversation gets heated.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"709\" data-start=\"507\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/63de77f3-15aa-4fa4-acab-3f5bceae8b6c.png?v=1779853258\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eThe Grandpa who refuses to get a hearing aid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eThe Dad who prefers texting because phone calls differ too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates peace, quiet, and clear communication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e⚠️ Warning:\u003c\/b\u003e Wearing this hat may result in people actually leaving you alone. Enjoy the silence.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":48469904687337,"sku":"0414925572","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":48469904654569,"sku":"9352492245","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":48469904720105,"sku":"4499503528","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/75_design_navy_mockup.png?v=1786679846"},{"product_id":"my-body-is-a-monument-old-cracked-and-possibly-cursed-gothic-humor-script-cap","title":"“My Body Is a Monument. Old, Cracked, and Possibly Cursed.” Gothic Humor Script Cap","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eI don't need a haunted house. I have my knees.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eStrange creaking sounds in the middle of the night? That’s not a ghost. That’s just me getting out of the chair. This cap features a bold Gothic design that embraces the darker side of aging. It proudly proclaims that your body is a historic monument: old, cracked, and quite possibly suffering from an ancient curse (or maybe just that time you fell off a ladder in 1998).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"739\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image_1_afe57e7f-d25b-4228-a099-5f1ace2b94f3.png?v=1749203623\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; Shipped from USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Sharp, high-contrast printing that stands out like a warning sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVintage Washed Style:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft, distressed fabric that matches the \"ancient\" theme perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGothic Typography:\u003c\/b\u003e Edgy script design for those who prefer their humor with a bit of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBreathable Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Keeps your head cool even when your joints are burning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAdjustable Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Metal buckle ensures it fits securely, unlike the cartilage in your knees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e This is the ideal gift for the \"grumpy old man\" with a rock-and-roll past, the dad who jokes about falling apart, or anyone who wants to warn the world that they are fragile antiques.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHandle with care. 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This cap is a toast to the men who stick to their traditions. Whether you are referring to your favorite cocktail or your values, being \"Old Fashioned\" is a compliment, not an insult. 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You just need to preserve your energy. Some folks love to hear themselves talk. Let them. This cap shares the secret to a happy life: Just smile, nod, and think about fishing (or golf, or nap time). 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